Friday, August 19, 2005

how dare you toy with my fragile emotions!

so the spamming wars have gotten to the point of a full blown onslaught
I say they should all burn in hell and stay out of the only personal space
I have for a minute or 2 out of my week.

Spammers have even infiltrated comment sections on our blogs
and have found a way into the small places left we to communicate.

and whats even worse is that they have now toyed with my fragile emotions
of being single and have invaded my message box on friendster,
in such a cruel and savage way they deserve a million years of torture,
"including being hollowed out and used as a prophylactic by the thorn-cocked
Gulbuth The Rampant."

okay so maybe I don't get a million emails from hot single woman a day on friendster,
like the rest of you do, and maybe it looked somewhat real as well

so I was immediately taken aback
when I did start getting messages from girls with complete profiles and email addresses
to lure me into their dirty little traps.

I have so far gotten 4 messages asking me about myself,
what music I am into, and what things I like to do in chicago.
The writing was so impersonal and general,
that ol d-bones knew something was up,
but due to my shear loneliness and lack of any wisdom what so ever,
I emailed the first girl that sent me a message, thinking maybe it isn't a hoax
I got to thinking, this can't be a sly spam job, now could it, they can't be that evil?
I mean this girl actually listens to pretty cool music and likes cool movies and books.
"Jesus is someone really going through all of our profiles, finding out what we like
and listen to and then posting fake sites"

is this what is happening

my friends the answer is yes

yes they are

I found out today when I got an email from the same girl
who posted on my friendster account asking about me

she just emailed me asking me to sign up for www.sensualplaymates.com

ESTNE NIHIL SANCTUM?

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

slow burn

man is it just me or is writing a blog like pulling fucking teeth these days?
just to try and get yourself to write a blog in the summerm, it seems near impossible.
Its not like I love the summer or anything
and I don't even have a good excuse like
always being out in the sun having fun away from my computer,

to tell you the truth I'm pretty sure I hate the summer, so there's no inner-tubing down the platte river
looking for my floating highlife can excuses for me, which would be good decent
viable summertime non-blogging alibi's, its not that at all, I sit here in front of my computer everyday
and just stare at it. I stare and stare and stare and sarte(he he).

I look at my blog and see the same
shit written every couple months
and it gets really hard to add on to that.

I just read a really interesting article that I thought would be good to share with ya'aals
compliments of OgieVee.

here is a link

I'm turning 30 this week

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