the girl next door

so about 4 months ago
this absolutely drop dead gorgeous
blond girl moved in next door

I feel like all of a sudden I have been trapped or teleported to some classic 80's movie

she has a beautiful body and smile and is always dressed to the nines
its like she's heading off to some high society ball
where she will meet up with the local dignitaries.

She drives a really expensive looking BMW and is always rushing off to some dinner
or date or party or something cool I have never even been to
(seriously she looks like she was hand crafted for a national lampoon's vacation movie)

I keep having these fantasties that she is gonna stop by sometime
and ask me or brian to help her put up a shower curtain or something
and then explain how her super dreamy athletic boy friend is such a sweet heart
(but all the while you know the dude is cheating on her)
anyways things progress on and you say your hello's and you give your nods
but that is all and nothing is said.

during this time your best girl friend
(who's rather ordinary looking) is always there
to hear you bitch and moan
about how this other girl doesn't pay attention to you
she tells you, of how great you are
and any girl would die to be your girlfriend(hint hint>>)

one night she gets in a huge fight with her boyfriend
and need someone to talk to and come rushing over to
you late at night.
she is crying and sobbing and can't believe how she
never saw how amazing the "nice guy is"
as soon as you you are about to make out with her
you find out that she is actually really dull
and can't stop thinking about the ordinary looking girl

all awhile the "ordinary" girl suspecting that you have fallen for the "hot" girl
and decides to move out of the country

just as she is about to get on a plane
never to be seen again
you are there waiting for her
with 2 tix to paradise

hey where is my "ordinary girl"?