Wednesday, June 01, 2005

MoveOn.Ola's

gotta give props to fask for that one...so good...
"this place is lame...its time to MoveOn."
maybe one of the best new phrases to enter the rotation
".Ola's..."

if anyone had any doubts, moving BLOWS

I am constantly surrounded by boxes of shit that I have no
idea what is in them or where anything is that I actually need
why the hell are there so many boxes of towels, I could swear I have
2 maybe 3 tops, but they just keep multipying
that and old remote controls and weird wrench and socket kits
in small gray plastic boxes.

"would the prescence of junkies account for all of these uneatern french fries?"

it really is kinda disgusting at all of the shit I have, how much
material crap I own. I wish all of my cd's would just magically transfer
onto my harddrive.

okay so here is my moral dilemna
is it okay to sell something given to you as a gift, on ebay?

I mean if you are not using it, you might as well get something for it
for some reason I have this sneaky suspicion that there is some kind
of secret law against it though, kinda like throwing away old birthday cards.

I have decided to go with my most recent philosophy
that you can sell or throw anything away
that wasn't given to you by your immediate family or significant other,
besides that
everything else is fair game.

"..goodbye student loan payments...."

2 Comments:

At 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alright Dan, you could probably figure this out yourself, but here's where I stand on your moral dillemma: you can't sell it if it's an heirloom, or something that will be conspicuously absent causing the gift giver to rage.

As long as they don't find out (or don't care, to be more straightforward) then you're fine like wine.

 
At 2:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like will's wise rule of thumb.

i have an aunt who sends me framed pictures of my young cousins every year. so over the past 6 years of living in illinois, i've collected 12 pictures, 6 of a young boy, 6 of a young girl, growing year by year from early grammar school up to middle school age.

if i had all of these pictures displayed on my mantle i'd look like a total weirdo or pervert. Then again, i bet i could sell them to a pervert on ebay for a pretty penny.

but i don't think my aunt would appreciate some pedophile driving down the highway polishing the one-eyed gopher to pics of her kids.

so, as an addendum to will's heirloom/rage rule, I want to add that you shouldn't sell any photos of your young relatives on ebay.

 

Post a Comment

<< Home

Links