Its the part when Mr Roper say's "I want you out..."
So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin',
Help him with his load,
And don't go mistaking Paradise
For that home across the road
"Dear landlord,
Please don't dismiss my case.
I'm not about to argue,
I'm not about to move to no other place.
Now, each of us has his own special gift
And you know this was meant to be true,
And if you don't underestimate me,
I won't underestimate you."
EVICTED!!!
Thats right, D-bones, Q, and Faskchefski, are hear by delegated
to the curb. The once glorious home of
late night dance aprties, ren and stimpy stoner marathons,
fask in a skirt cooking up zuchinni turkey tacos with roasted
jalepeno's, back porch, front porch, alley porch lazy days
are all coming to a close.
But don't fret
we plan on re-grouping ala the rebellion in star wars
on a quiet planet on endor to finally take down the empire
we will be back and in even better form
I am still in shock though
picture yourself completely hungover from a night
of beautiful drunken revelery when you stumble past a full
garbage can full of pbr's and high lives
to find your 78 year landlady and her 16 year son
knocking on your door and handing you a letter from
her lawyer.
"30 days to leave the premises..."
What that shit can't be legal, I argued and told
them I needed 60 days(gp told me 90 is the legal amount)
but even so we need to move now
(we have more shit stored in that apartment than ol doc brown
has at the old house down there on 1646 Riverside Drive..you better belize it)
well if its going down this way
so be it, lets spend the next 60 days in a row
raising hell and high water enjoying the last days we got
saturday was amazing I remember telling myself that I was
gonna take it easy and go to bed early quick spiral
flash forward to late afternoon
voss man sitting in the dark trying to do a cross word puzzle
by garage light, with no carb, no messing around meat patties and
sassages. the eventual talk of "have you ever thought about killing yourself"
beautiful sky hacks, a couple of stalls, and g3po fighting the cloths lines
all awhile keeping a constant DJ rotation of tunes.
kb, jazzeressyln great party thanks for having me
I think I fell in love for the first time in weeks
and couldn't help but feel youthful for about 10 seconds
right until I realized I was about 10 years older than the misses
that every other guy was already hitting on with the straps
hey well at least she thought I was a student at columbia,
so I don't feel that creepy (well not entirely at least)
hey and she loves crossword puzzles
thats on the list...
2 Comments:
Why did you get evicted? I'm in shock, that sucks so bad. Good luck Danny Boy, and if you need help moving give me a ring.
...because I have no problem sitting around watching you.
-Will
No, really, I hate 78 year-olds.
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